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2012-1-8 05:05 echoooo
用身體深刻感受到台灣人的熱情

<div style="text-align: center;"><font style="color: DarkOrange; font-weight: bold;" size="5"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">用身體深刻感受到台灣人的熱情</span></font><br><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br>(資料來源:網路文章)</span></font><br><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"></span></font></div><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br><br><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">前情提要:<br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我妹妹過一陣子要結婚了,所以最近都在買東西,當然包括金光閃閃的首飾。 
在買完首飾之後,因為他們之後要去挑婚紗,不方便帶著這麼多貴重的東西&nbsp; ... 

<br><br>所以我媽就派遣我這個待業中的無業遊民,去金飾店幫她拿首飾回家比較保險&nbsp; ... <br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">故事就這樣開始了&nbsp; ... <br><br>

我到了黃金珠寶店門口&nbsp; ... <br><br>
我妹妹一直在講手機&nbsp; ...&nbsp; <br><br>一直講一直講&nbsp; ... 
<br><br>這時,我的眼睛喵到了警察&nbsp; (&nbsp; 視力&nbsp; 2.0)... 


因為沒帶證件怕被開單的我,就直接拿走我妹手上的首飾袋子趕快先溜&nbsp; ... <br><br>


就在我拿完東西,催油門衝的那瞬間,妹妹突然在我摩托車後面跟著跑還大聲叫 <br><br>&nbsp;" 
喂&nbsp; ~~~&nbsp; 喂&nbsp; ~~~~&nbsp; 喂&nbsp; ~~~~~&nbsp; 幫我攔住他&nbsp; ......." 


<br><br>這時候: 


金飾店&nbsp; +&nbsp; 全罩安全帽&nbsp; +&nbsp; 穿吊嘎、拖鞋&nbsp; +&nbsp; 有女生在後面呼喊&nbsp; =&nbsp; 搶匪&nbsp; ... 

<br><br>所有馬路旁邊賣雨傘的、賣刮刮樂的、賣羊奶片的、賣衣服、包包的所有的老闆、不分男女、不分老少、全衝向我&nbsp; ... 

<br><br>然後我嚇的摔車跌倒了&nbsp; ...&nbsp; <br><br>所有路人甲乙丙丁很有默契的一起圍過來海扁我&nbsp; ... 

<br><br>賣刮刮樂的還拿柺杖&nbsp; ...&nbsp; <br><br>一直戳我&nbsp; ... 

<br><br>我還聽見了身旁一堆&nbsp; "&nbsp; 按&nbsp; "&nbsp; "&nbsp; 靠凹&nbsp; "&nbsp; "&nbsp; 妖壽&nbsp; "&nbsp; "&nbsp; 你娘咧&nbsp; "&nbsp; "&nbsp; 少年人好手好腳"... 

<br><br>終於我妹妹趕到了&nbsp; ...&nbsp; <br><br>警察也到了&nbsp; ...&nbsp; <br><br>全部路人鼓掌叫好&nbsp; ...&nbsp; <br><br>(&nbsp; 好一幅溫馨的畫面&nbsp; @__@&nbsp; ) 

而在我紅著臉的妹妹跟大家解釋這場誤會之後&nbsp; ... <br><br>

接著大家一臉尷尬&nbsp; ...&nbsp; <br><br>就一轟而散了&nbsp; ... 

<br><br>全身是傷的我&nbsp; +&nbsp; 半毀的安全帽&nbsp; +&nbsp; 摔很慘的機車&nbsp; ... 

<br><br>這就是我用身體深刻感受到台灣人的熱情&nbsp; ... 

<br><br>接著我問我妹為何在後面追喊著我&nbsp; ... <br><br>

她跟我說&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;
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"&nbsp; 媽要你順便買醬油跟雞蛋回去&nbsp; "... 

<br><br>@_______@ 

為了醬油跟雞蛋&nbsp; ...&nbsp; <br><br>真是太超過了&nbsp; ...<img smilieid="57" src="http://www.amituofohouse.org/images/smilies/jumpsmile.gif" border="0"><img smilieid="58" src="http://www.amituofohouse.org/images/smilies/roateSimle.gif" border="0"><br><br><br></span></font>

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